hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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