i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
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I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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