Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Dick very happy bro
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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