id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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