bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
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first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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