Fuck appropriateness.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
