That's when you crack a 10am beer
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
How external is "for external use only"?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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