ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
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When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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