I'm drive I can fine osifer
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
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Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
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Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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