I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
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A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
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Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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