i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
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Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
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I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
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