I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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