brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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