It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
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I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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