Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
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I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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