Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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