its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
