chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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