i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
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So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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