So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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