Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
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Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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