Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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