just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
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It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
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So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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