like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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