I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
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Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
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What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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