Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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