2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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