I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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