Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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