laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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