Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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