I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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