I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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