What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
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Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
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I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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