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• (269): View more from Michigan

  So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.

  (937): View more from Ohio

  Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.

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• (567): View more from Ohio

  I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.

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