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• (703): View more from Virginia

  i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?

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• (805): View more from California

  we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend

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• (361): View more from Texas

  At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks

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• (415): View more from California

  Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  ...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.

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• (310): View more from California

  i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.

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