WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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