margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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