I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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