Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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