that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
my poor anus
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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