CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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