Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
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