I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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