so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
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when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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