the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
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Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
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I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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