I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
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I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
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be right there i have to get my cape
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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