uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
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She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
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My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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