Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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