at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
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I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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