; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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