And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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