operation have a gay friend backfired
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
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Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
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My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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